Dictionary Joke – Guaranteed to Elicit a Cringe

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a salad. The waiter is a little freaked out but thinks a tip is a tip and serves him the salad. The panda eats the salad and gets up to leave. The waiter says, “Hey, you didn’t pay.” At that point the panda pulls out a gun a shoots the waiter. The manager comes running out and says “What’s wrong with you? Are you crazy?” The panda answers “No, stupid, I’m a panda. Look it up in your dictionary.” The manager runs back to his office and looks in his dictionary for panda. It says, “Asian mammal, black and white, looks like a bear and is herbivorous, eats shoots and leaves.