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1.0Alan Wallachhttps://alanwallach.comThe Casting Couch for Solomon's Dozen - Alan Wallachrich600338<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="nxIiBQpcmg"><a href="https://alanwallach.com/2021/04/22/the-casting-couch-for-solomons-dozen/">The Casting Couch for Solomon’s Dozen</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://alanwallach.com/2021/04/22/the-casting-couch-for-solomons-dozen/embed/#?secret=nxIiBQpcmg" width="600" height="338" title="“The Casting Couch for Solomon’s Dozen” — Alan Wallach" data-secret="nxIiBQpcmg" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script>
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I am obsessed with the exercise of trying to cast my x-rated book if it were a movie. “Solomon’s Dozen” is a book about a senior citizen who becomes a womanizer when his wife dies. No detail is left out. First, I thought about casting Solomon. That was fun and not too hard. But casting […]